Screeching Whore - Water Bottle

Reclaim the snark and stay hydrated while you're at it. This aluminum bottle turns one critic's ugliest jab into a badge of honor, ready to sit proudly on your dressing room table, gym bag, or stage-door line. Built to keep your water cold and your comebacks colder, it's for every theatre fan who knows a bad review says more about the reviewer than the show.

Hand wash only